The One Who Insists Too Much
- Nickname: The Pusher
- You’ll know them by: The prickly way they seem to make you feel.
- Things you’ll hear them say: “Forget this blind email system, what is your phone number?”
The One Who Complains About the Opposite Sex
- Nickname: Whiner
- You’ll know them by: How quickly it takes you to look at your watch when you meet them.
- Things you’ll hear them say: “Nice guys don’t exist” or “Women are just game players.”
The One Addicted To Internet Dating
- Nickname: Online Aficionado
- You’ll know them by: Their vast knowledge of every single online dating site known to man.
- Things you’ll hear them say: “I just switched sites again because there were no good people on the other five I’ve tried.”
The One Who Thinks You’re Instantly “The One”
- Nickname: Nuptials Nut
- You’ll know them by: The way they’ll make you suddenly consider joining a convent.
- Things you’ll hear them say: “I can’t wait to tell our grandchildren we met on the Internet!”
The Slippery One
- Nickname: Cagey Creep
- You’ll know them by: The fact that you’ve dated them for a year and still don’t know their last name.
- Things you’ll hear them say: “You are the best thing that’s ever happened to me. But no, you can’t have my home phone number. Call my cell if you need me.”
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